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ME2: Shepard's Making Money by Padzi ME2: Shepard's Making Money by Padzi
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LoL, not to be taken seriously.
Shepard is stealing money again. :p

In ME2 sometimes I missed that fact that while playing ME my Shepard had so much money at the end that she could wipe her ass with it.


:star:Awesome comment by ~GalacticGhidorah:star:

Lick-a-Drell, the Citadel's new senstation! Here are what some of our customers thought!

"Estatic: I enjoyed licking the drell. Regret: It was a shame he was so resistant, joyful: it was great that in the end I managed to lick him. Sincere endorsement: Everyone should lick the drell. Excited: I will come back tomorrow to lick the drell"

"This one deeply enjoyed licking the drell. This one never saw so many colors in the air. It was indeed a rainbow. This one will return, and this one will bring friends. This one also suggests that licking drell on the homeworld will be wonderful. The Enkindlers will approve"

"When I licked the drell *breaths* it was the most satisfying time of my life *breaths*. Sure, I had to expose *breaths* myself briefly, but it was worth it. *breaths* It was much better than when I was high. *breaths* I felt like a biotic god again. *breaths* I just ran out of air"

"Although I don't make a habit of licking aliens, what krogan does that, I deeply enjoyed licking the drell. I need to tell the others on Tuchunka about this. I believe Shepard, the woman in charge of all this, is friends with Udront Wrex, the best krogan ever. I ought to tell him about this"

"Interesting. Drell texture...rough, but smooth. Effects also interesting. Need to come back. Yes, and bring friends. Dr. Solus was right, drell licking is fun"

"I was taking a break from c sec when I saw a turian standing with Shepard. He seemed to not approve for some reason. I just told him that he was a sour turian because he wasn't able to lick the drell. He was so surprised when I licked it, and I think he wants to lick him too"

"By the goddess, licking the drell is the best thing I have ever done! Even an asari Justicar supports it! I'm bringing my friends"

"Drell licking. That is one of the greatest ideas made by humanity, by Shepard no less. This is why humanity is a great species!"


And thanks for ~Tajtusek for idea.

Why drawing strips always takes so long? Crap.
btw. Check out my journal.

Charas (c) : BIOWARE
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jaydog3371alpha Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2016
yeah in ME 1 shepard was RICH AS F*CK

in Mass Effect 2 poor as fuck

in Mass Effect 3 poor as fuck on first playthrough, richer on every subsequent playthrough

Quick-5 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2016
Hey, you want a hit of China Drell?... Everyone knows it's China Drell....

Props if anyone gets the reference.
AIK13 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2015
Hahahaha, XD. It actually made me wonder if in the ME universe there's a black market for drell body fluids for this purpose.
Padzi Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hey, kid...hey, psst... wanna buy some Drell body fluids?
AIK13 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015
That sounds so wrong, hehe.
Hyo38 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
so that is brilliant. 
LawBringerSR3 Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2014
And here I thought that this was going in a different direction
BenRG Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014
There is nothing more dangerous than asking Commander Shepard to use her initiative...
ACTION2234 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014
I thought only Bioware is stealing money...
...oh snap... XD
cheernerd7 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm dying! omfg XD
julianhellsing Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013
Why should everybody want to lick a Drell?
AngelsKarith Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2013
MZies Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Brilliant, just so good XD
NeeKaily Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2013
Ahahah that's very funny! XD And Samara's face? It makes me laugh more! :happybounce: 
Mad-Mutt Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2013  Student General Artist
el This made me laugh. I really like the final panel.
Alaalooe Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013   Writer
Lick the drell and become a biotic god! 100% satisfaction in your smell of greatness guaranteed! Lick a drell today for this low price of 9.99 credits. Tax not included. Drell licking may cause allergic reactions in turians and salarians and it is not recommended the volus, quarian, and other suit-wearing races endanger themselves to lick the drell. Cerberus and Commander Shepard are not responsible for any disease, insanity, extreme addictions, or death drell licking my cause. Lick a drell today!
emprahsque23 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2013
What about a batarian
KingKamina999 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013
Ewwww. Nobody wants an asshole batarian.
kato42 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013

That is fantastic!
Seracen Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012
Damn it...another series of comics I've been reading for over an hour...

Thanks for the fun!
steve1257 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012
This is hilarious, but the endorsements are even better.
Spartan-217 Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i dont get it...
LtRainbowFlare Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
... megusta
Xarga12 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
OMG XD poor thane haha man ur shep is hilarious
NearSightedBehemoth Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2012
Hahaha, this is really good
AmeNoTsubasa Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012
Epic one ! xD
Legionaryprime Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2012
Poor thane, lol
Synthesid Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2012
I'm not sure the justicar should like suck business, but still it's awesome1
Kitty2998 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012
I Love this i love Samaras face
omegazero123 Featured By Owner May 14, 2012
That drell.....
....HAVE CANCER !!!!!!!!
samurai-jim-87 Featured By Owner May 9, 2012
"Welcome to citadel news. I'm Emily Wong.

The rich and affluent from across citadel space have begun flocking to Kahje, home of the Hanar and Drell to partake in a new craze sweeping the galaxy. Drell licking, a hallucinogenic drug experience is growing in popularity daily. Hanar corporations are setting up vast advertising campaigns to attract more drell licking customers and special drell licking tours of the enkindler ruins are being promoted galaxy wide. The drell community have yet to comment on this. The council have yet to come to a consensus regarding the civil rights implications of Hanar having their drell being licked publicly, but were pleased that the phenomenon has reduced the red sand trade by more than 50% in the last month."
ZaeedMassani Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2012
At least Samara's TRYING.
biohazard22791 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2012
I was thinking something else when I saw both Miranda and her on the bed. I was like "Money problems...two girls on a bed hmmm...."
Preanubis Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2012
"Shepard, we're running out of credits."
"Oh fine, I'll bring up my credits from my old account."
Credits: 23372947
"Shepard... where did you get that?"
"You'd be surprised how much a good gun is worth, and how many people with them I killed."
"So it's-"
"Blood money."
I can't breathe! :D
Tea-Andra Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:+fav: for the idea and a separate :+fav: for the customer thoughts ^__^
i-love-ed-u-piggy Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012
Rextimina Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2012
Lol so freaken funny
ush3100 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2012
MorbidOptimist Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
those "endorsements" nearly killed me i was laughing so hard. :rofl:
poppy201 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2012
Well, it was a good try
Reteka320 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
And for the win!!!!!! =D Loved this comic!!
Garrus is all *facepalm*
mobsterlicous Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2011
Miranda is hinting at something. O.O My Imagination is running wild Dammit.
grimm-cat Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
I wanna lick the Drell! :DDDD
Mayplefly Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Too funny. XD
gellvar Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2011
I'm pretty sure Samara wouldn't aprove, but what the heck.
Nette80 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2011
:icondragonlaugh: Oh, this is hilarious! I wanna lick the drell...:icondragonlick:
Ericmaestro1991 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2011
is she whoreing out her own boyfriend?
ShiningThrough Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2011
Lol, I first thought that Shepard and Miranda were going to get it on like in Vaenia, but this was so much better!! Hell yeah, mind blowing experience with Thane for only ten bucks?? SCORE.
BearMaster9013 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Samara is like ^u^'
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