Lick-a-Drell, the Citadel's new senstation! Here are what some of our customers thought!
"Estatic: I enjoyed licking the drell. Regret: It was a shame he was so resistant, joyful: it was great that in the end I managed to lick him. Sincere endorsement: Everyone should lick the drell. Excited: I will come back tomorrow to lick the drell"
"This one deeply enjoyed licking the drell. This one never saw so many colors in the air. It was indeed a rainbow. This one will return, and this one will bring friends. This one also suggests that licking drell on the homeworld will be wonderful. The Enkindlers will approve"
"When I licked the drell *breaths* it was the most satisfying time of my life *breaths*. Sure, I had to expose *breaths* myself briefly, but it was worth it. *breaths* It was much better than when I was high. *breaths* I felt like a biotic god again. *breaths* I just ran out of air"
"Although I don't make a habit of licking aliens, what krogan does that, I deeply enjoyed licking the drell. I need to tell the others on Tuchunka about this. I believe Shepard, the woman in charge of all this, is friends with Udront Wrex, the best krogan ever. I ought to tell him about this"
"Interesting. Drell texture...rough, but smooth. Effects also interesting. Need to come back. Yes, and bring friends. Dr. Solus was right, drell licking is fun"
"I was taking a break from c sec when I saw a turian standing with Shepard. He seemed to not approve for some reason. I just told him that he was a sour turian because he wasn't able to lick the drell. He was so surprised when I licked it, and I think he wants to lick him too"
"By the goddess, licking the drell is the best thing I have ever done! Even an asari Justicar supports it! I'm bringing my friends"
"Drell licking. That is one of the greatest ideas made by humanity, by Shepard no less. This is why humanity is a great species!"
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That is fantastic!
Thanks for the fun!