Yep, Garrus is my main LI.
Read while applying vast amounts of cynicism:
Urght, spirits have mercy upon my soul. Why so many bitches want Garrus in ME3?
1. Doctor Chloe Michel. I don't know what to say. She liked Garrus before ME3? It was a surprise for me. -> [link]
edit: I know about that damned e-mail from ME2!
2. Fem!Shep. Don't get me started. That bitch can have any man in the Normandy. NEXT!
3. Tali... TALI?! Who in the holy fuck wrote that crap-scene? I'm so mad about that. After a sweet romance with Garrus, what do I hear? That he likes being used for his body. Ok Vakarian, next time I want your ass on a leash in bed with me. -> [link]
4. Eve... Hm... Nope, she's ok. Garrus can fuck half of Tuchanka in my opinion if he wants. Have fun Garrus.
5. And maybe it's not Garrus fault? Maybe it's all women's fault. In the end he is so awesome the whole galaxy drools over him. Garrus, you're space wife is talking, stop looking so good! For fucking great justice.
DAMNED SWAGGGGG.... Ggggg.... ghhrrr... Bitches and stupid sexy Garrus.
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