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ME3: Poor Choice of Armor by Padzi ME3: Poor Choice of Armor by Padzi
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End of this joke's beard is probably somewhere in ancient Rome.
My logic of playing ME3: Taking Garrus and Javik on almost every mission.


Shepard, Kaidan, Garrus, Javik : Bioware
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:iconmiossec97:
Miossec97 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2015
And this is how I kill your father kids ! (best parent ever)
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Sephiroth8745 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014
what? the armor looks cool!
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:iconlymektos:
Lymektos Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2014
And that's why I never buy this armor and have modded my game to put Alliance colors on that armor you get in Citadel. What kind of soldier wears enemy armor during a war?

I also take it as proof that Bioware doesn't care about that whole "roleplaying" thing. They make RPG because it sells, but they stopped caring about what it means a long time ago, or they wouldn't pull out that kind of crap just to avoid making some extra textures.
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Nightblade48 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014
*facepalm*
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:iconjaydog3371alpha:
jaydog3371alpha Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2014
I always wore the hahne kadar armor pieces and the recon hood, each giving 10% extra damage, I always use soldier shep, so yeah, weapons get priority
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:iconarchangel-of-moons:
Archangel-of-Moons Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Glad to see someone shares my logic
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:iconhyuga1313:
Hyuga1313 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2014
B-But I love the Cerberus Ajax Armor! That is, until I can afford the Blood Dragon Armor. XD
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:iconcalleahan:
Calleahan Featured By Owner May 2, 2014
Javik:"Im still surrounded by primitives!"
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:iconmargaret7855778:
Margaret7855778 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Nice XD Primitives, primitives everyhere!
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:iconcalleahan:
Calleahan Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2014
Oh yess 
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Margaret7855778 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Student Digital Artist
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Calleahan Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014
Kitty Dance 
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Margaret7855778 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Student Digital Artist
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Calleahan Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014
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Margaret7855778 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Student Digital Artist
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BigBlueStar Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2014
"Wardrobe malfunction" just took on a new meaning... :D
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xcryx Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I think everyone notice that 'little' mistake during the different moments of ME2 and ME3. XD 
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wiiwonder Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2013
My Shepard: "Ashley, I hate Cerberus. My best friend is a Turian and my girlfriend is a quarian. Cerberus stands for everything I hate. You know me... Why would I work for terrorists?"
(next stop at citadel) "OMFG CERBERUS ARMOR! I want this armor."
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Wheat-Os Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013
What I don't understand is why shepard's the only one getting nagged about it. Joker, Dr chakwas, and even Tali and Garrus to a certain extent all worked with Cerberus temporarily. Why is it only me?
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Theoverlordbro Featured By Owner May 15, 2014
Well...  they each said that they didn't work for Cerberus, they worked for Shepard. But I see your point
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Sebistara Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i love kaidans face... its looks like hes trying to kill with his bare eyes. o.O
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julianhellsing Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013
Note: do not wear this armor on Priority: Cidadel II.
Or you will be shoot by Kaidan/ Ashley.
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Granten Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2013
Note that the armor can be bought freely by probably anyone at a Citadel store. As can COLLECTOR armor. I don't think they put a ton of thought into it.
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SwordofMercy Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Now, imagine when you go to recruit Javik and the first thing he wakes up to is Shepard wearing Collector armor. I swear, this game has troll written all over it.
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XxDurieLxX Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
hahahaha! nice :D 
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:iconcoldwillo:
ColdWillo Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
 then we were all like kiss and makeup
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Spartan545 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Student General Artist

Kaidan: Then why are you wearing Cerberus Armor?

 

Shepard: Its comfy.

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:iconasilentbomb:
asilentbomb Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2013
Kaidan nearly shit himself when shepard was wearing her shard warframe on horizon
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ShantyPAPER Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2013  Student Artist
Lol warframe :D
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Thunderz45 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013
Too bad we can't have the ghost armor before xD
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ZGMF-X42S Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2014
Well that's the beauty of ME3's new game plus feature.  :D
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:iconkarolkwiecjasz:
Karolkwiecjasz Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013
Kiedyś mi się tak zdarzyło...
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VelvetRue Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
omg...so funny :XD:
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:iconpadzi:
Padzi Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks so much :D.
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Baelickoris Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013
heheheheheeheheeh ahhh i love wearing Cerberus armor... you should do a page where Shepard, and clone shepard are fighting, doing the omni-tool clash... Shepard wearing Cerberus armor (Ajax is my preference, fucking love that set!) maybe holding a cerberus Harrier  and the clone wearing N7 armor heh... using an N7 Valkyrie.

heh thats how my duel went with the clone heheheheeeeh... ohhh and maybe Wrex and the others get confused as to who exactly their supposed to shoot. heh. i can see Wrex scratching his head trying to figure out... and maybe Grunt charges out of no where going "screw it, I AM KROGAN!" and bashes them both over the side heh.
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gamemasterx1 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013
This has to be done

It would be awesome
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DimmaDan Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2013
Damnit Ajax armor, why are you so gooooood? XD

Personally I think they could've done a little better with the Citadel DLC armors. The fact that they were all white Kai Leng copies that all looked the same seemed cheaply done to me. :/
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LiaraFemshep Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013
Kaiden:You don't say....
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:icononyx-forerunner:
onyx-forerunner Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Student General Artist
Kaiden:"A likely story.."
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:iconstormerthehedgehog:
StormerTheHedgehog Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013   Writer
Garrus and Javik for the win (I take them on every mission I can)
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:iconblackimpulse:
BlackImpulse Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
epic
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k3ttch Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013
This is why I love TexMod and fanmade replacement textures. I love the Ajax and the armors from the Citadel DLC, but it always replace the original textures with Alliance or N7 ones.
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Orifiel-M Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
LOL, so true. I love this!
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ScrapstheFool Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Same logic here.

only after the quarian mission its ali and Javik
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LightEcoSage1 Featured By Owner May 27, 2013
I never even bought the Cerberus armor.

My Shepard: "Hmm... going out on missions with two trigger-happy team mates who are gunning down every Cerberus personal they see... plus me wearing Cerberus armor... yeah. Sounds like a bad idea."
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Mackan52 Featured By Owner May 22, 2013
I will never quite get why Shepard has Cerberus gear (complete with logo) in ME3
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:icontheferrango:
TheFerrango Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2014
because Cerberus makes the best equipment for humans
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:iconelitos5:
Elitos5 Featured By Owner May 22, 2013
That's why Sharon uses custom armor with the sentry interface,not some Cerberus crap with a helmet
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:iconcorporal-yakob:
Corporal-Yakob Featured By Owner May 20, 2013
"What? Its just really really good armour!"

I love this joke, it fits so perfectly: see also me going through the entire game with Cerberus weaponry and those multiplier Project Phoenix guys who are supposedly "ex"-Cerberus, yet don't even bother to scrape off the insignia from their suits.
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AngelJasiel Featured By Owner May 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:lmao: XDDD so funny XDDD
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