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ME3: Quarian Alcohol Abuse by Padzi ME3: Quarian Alcohol Abuse by Padzi
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Edit 20.01.14: Important: Guys, tequila-selai is really old, it's not even my idea. It's just something people would say on the internet about Tali in ME3.


:star: -> Based on this clip from Citadel DLC: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIq437…


:bulletblue: You know what Tali? I give two shits about you wanting to band a Turian after seeing Fleet and Flotilla. -> www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUgrvE… . I don't care how desperate you are. You can't win with the butthurt!
I'm butthurt, butt of the hurt of the butthurst!! My butt hurta like Turian-fucker!!!

:bulletblue: I should stop preying upon Citadel DLC.
So, why did I draw this? I was bored and this just another stupid more-personowal artwork.
I like Tali, but she better stay way from Garrus.


Shep and Tali (c): BioWare
:star: TUMBLR : padzi.tumblr.com/
App: dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/38…
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Michaelmtv Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014  Student Writer
I was playing this last night using Male-Shep and romancing her, when she said it all I thought was "on one hand a threesome would be awesome, on the other hand I might go Yandere here."
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jaydog3371alpha Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2014  New member
Tali should've been available to femshep too.
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Padzi Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I know. I really would like to romance her with my the other fem!shp.
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BySesshomarusGrace Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
"TEQUILA SE'LAI BITCH!" BWhahahahahaha!! OH man! I remember when Shepard caught her in the bathroom saying that while sleeping.... it was too funny. I was thinking of wanting to do something to her like a joke of waking up in the bed between Shepard and Garrus which would be hilarious!...

"Um...how did I get here?"
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Padzi Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ok, I must admit it. I like your idea. :lol:
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BySesshomarusGrace Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahaha!! So do I!! Mwhahaha! :evillaugh:
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Noctambulotti Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014
This is madness! This is blaphemy! NO. THIS IS ... tequila?

Being serious, I can understand your feeling, but in reverse (consider infact that I have always romanced our Quarian engineer). I remember, during my first playtrough, to have found some of Garrus' chatter with Tali rather irksome and I admit that, at one point, I even feel a little pang of jealousy.
Then, Thessia happened.
And in that moment, I saw how stupid and blind I had been to even have such thoughts. Seeing both Garrus and Tali come to support you in one of your darkest hours, the first as one of your most trusted friend and the latter as the soulmate that will always be at the side of the only man she loves, makes you truly realize that, may Shepard be male or female and love one or the other, they are the Commander's tue companions, his/her most close and loyal friends, and none of them will ever let, under any circumstance, any potential (and at that point, unrequested) feelings for the romanced other to be in the way of the couple's true happiness.

About this particular episode...well, I'm prone to call the writers out for a slip of questionable humour and to not think much more of it. At the end of the day, it is in your hands to hook them in a relationship with the true love of their lives (femshep or maleshep) and, if you care for one of them, then Garrus will never know the plans set up in the intimacy of the "Tali-Shepard lovenest" by the Captain and the Engineer he is loved by, and Tali will never be the "old ball and chain" who is able to "make a man a nervous wreck and then give him the right aim to make sure she is safe".
Still, I wonder if she gets drunk (or acts drunk) in order to hide the fact she has accepted a omni-tatoo from Jack without ask about its EXACT nature first...
And finally, if this subject still bothers you, I urge you to consider this: isn't it just a little strange that, during her rambling, she warms up to the idea only after she imagines FEMSHEP joining in?
Considering there was a scrapped homosexual romance path for Tali in ME2...
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Arbiterdu59 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014
She insult Tali ?!!!!
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Salzmar Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014
Tequila'selai ****? Tak mi się skojarzyło www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCWBi_…   :D
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Sythgara Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Hahaha great expressions. Plus the last line
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