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ME3: Quarian Alcohol Abuse by Padzi ME3: Quarian Alcohol Abuse by Padzi
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Edit 20.01.14: Important: Guys, tequila-selai is really old, it's not even my idea. It's just something people would say on the internet about Tali in ME3.


:star: -> Based on this clip from Citadel DLC: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIq437…


:bulletblue: You know what Tali? I give two shits about you wanting to band a Turian after seeing Fleet and Flotilla. -> www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUgrvE… . I don't care how desperate you are. You can't win with the butthurt!
I'm butthurt, butt of the hurt of the butthurst!! My butt hurta like Turian-fucker!!!

:bulletblue: I should stop preying upon Citadel DLC.
So, why did I draw this? I was bored and this just another stupid more-personowal artwork.
I like Tali, but she better stay way from Garrus.


Shep and Tali (c): BioWare
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App: dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/38…
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:iconbbb35:
bbb35 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2015
:rofl: Tali shouldn't have drunk so much XD
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:iconlemmyuk:
LemmyUK Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014
my girlfriend is obsessed with garuss and this is exactly how i imagine her feeling when she heard this part xD
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:iconpsychicduelistrbd:
PsychicDuelistRBD Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I gotta be honest part of me would have accepted the idea, I love Tali so much she's my femSheps BFF
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Michaelmtv Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014  Student Writer
I was playing this last night using Male-Shep and romancing her, when she said it all I thought was "on one hand a threesome would be awesome, on the other hand I might go Yandere here."
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:iconjaydog3371alpha:
jaydog3371alpha Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2014
Tali should've been available to femshep too.
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:iconpadzi:
Padzi Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I know. I really would like to romance her with my the other fem!shp.
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:iconbysesshomarusgrace:
BySesshomarusGrace Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
"TEQUILA SE'LAI BITCH!" BWhahahahahaha!! OH man! I remember when Shepard caught her in the bathroom saying that while sleeping.... it was too funny. I was thinking of wanting to do something to her like a joke of waking up in the bed between Shepard and Garrus which would be hilarious!...

"Um...how did I get here?"
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:iconpadzi:
Padzi Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ok, I must admit it. I like your idea. :lol:
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:iconandu-mijomee:
Andu-Mijomee Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014
You need to make that one.
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:iconbysesshomarusgrace:
BySesshomarusGrace Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahaha!! So do I!! Mwhahaha! :evillaugh:
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Noctambulotti Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014
This is madness! This is blaphemy! NO. THIS IS ... tequila?

Being serious, I can understand your feeling, but in reverse (consider infact that I have always romanced our Quarian engineer). I remember, during my first playtrough, to have found some of Garrus' chatter with Tali rather irksome and I admit that, at one point, I even feel a little pang of jealousy.
Then, Thessia happened.
And in that moment, I saw how stupid and blind I had been to even have such thoughts. Seeing both Garrus and Tali come to support you in one of your darkest hours, the first as one of your most trusted friend and the latter as the soulmate that will always be at the side of the only man she loves, makes you truly realize that, may Shepard be male or female and love one or the other, they are the Commander's tue companions, his/her most close and loyal friends, and none of them will ever let, under any circumstance, any potential (and at that point, unrequested) feelings for the romanced other to be in the way of the couple's true happiness.

About this particular episode...well, I'm prone to call the writers out for a slip of questionable humour and to not think much more of it. At the end of the day, it is in your hands to hook them in a relationship with the true love of their lives (femshep or maleshep) and, if you care for one of them, then Garrus will never know the plans set up in the intimacy of the "Tali-Shepard lovenest" by the Captain and the Engineer he is loved by, and Tali will never be the "old ball and chain" who is able to "make a man a nervous wreck and then give him the right aim to make sure she is safe".
Still, I wonder if she gets drunk (or acts drunk) in order to hide the fact she has accepted a omni-tatoo from Jack without ask about its EXACT nature first...
And finally, if this subject still bothers you, I urge you to consider this: isn't it just a little strange that, during her rambling, she warms up to the idea only after she imagines FEMSHEP joining in?
Considering there was a scrapped homosexual romance path for Tali in ME2...
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:iconarbiterdu59:
Arbiterdu59 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014
She insult Tali ?!!!!
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:iconsalzmar:
Salzmar Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014
Tequila'selai ****? Tak mi się skojarzyło www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCWBi_…   :D
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Sythgara Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Hahaha great expressions. Plus the last line
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DarkKnightJRK Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Meanwhile, Garrus is all shifty-eyed, trying really hard to conceal his disappointment... :O
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:iconpadzi:
Padzi Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
He will never find out. Never :p.
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:iconleongearth:
LeonGearth Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014
Oh god so funny.
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:iconmavya:
Mavya Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014
Please, dont stop preying about Citadel DLC, this comics are the best thing ever xD
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Sajren91 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Biedna Tali, dalej marzy jej się Garrus. Ale jak to mówią ''człowiek po pijaku mówi samą prawdę''.
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julianhellsing Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014
Tali… don´t let her drink...
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:iconttrmkh:
Ttrmkh Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014  Hobbyist
Nuuuu, Taliiii! Padzi, you monster!
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:icontalizorahvasn:
Talizorahvasn Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014
Tali will surive :)
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:iconsythgara:
Sythgara Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
If shepard had maxed out paragon : P
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:icontalizorahvasn:
Talizorahvasn Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014
pretty much alway 
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:iconsr901:
sr901 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014
Tali and Garrus are the reason I cannot play ME3 without romancing either of them. The two must stay as far away from each other as possible!
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:iconskeenlangly:
SkeeNLangly Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014
hahahaha
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:icontolgron:
Tolgron Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I can think of worse things than a Tali/Garrus/Fem!Shep threesome.
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gameguy199 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2014  Student Writer
...............i'd be up for sharing garrus.
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xiShadowWolfx Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Omg! I never heard that on my playthrough! :nuu:
*throws Tali out the airlock* :D
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:icontalizorahvasn:
Talizorahvasn Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2014
"I am going out with Tali then Shepard"
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:iconbigbluestar:
BigBlueStar Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2014
Tequila-selai! I am SO using this next time I get tipsy!
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:iconwhitelynx57:
WhiteLynx57 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014
XFD Puntastic.
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ElwisFromPoland Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014
Twoja Shepard w 3 panelu...
No ale można jej mieć to za złe? Lubi wypić. Każdy ma swoje minusy. Nawet ona.
Chociaż śpiewać to ona umie.
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Maya-Yungsito Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Too many wins in one picture.

Then you add tequila-selai.


>XXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OH YOU AWESOME PERSON YOU!
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musicluver4113 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014   Traditional Artist
XD
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:iconigi1985:
igi1985 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014
Meh, you shoult let your femShep drag her to bed, call for Garrus and then have such threesome, that it definetly change Mass Effect into something else.
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:iconyingmund:
Yingmund Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014
Only a drunk can dream.
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:iconpadzi:
Padzi Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OMFG lol.
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:iconlucretziareign:
LucretziaReign Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014
Agreed! No one touches the Turian but the FemShep! It was a shame I couldn't punch, shake or yell at her in the Citadel DLC when I heard that line.
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KuRo667 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014
This is awesome and hilarious!!
I wish I could do that in the game. ^^
Nobody touches Shepards turian! Not even in a inebriated fantasy ;P



(Seriously Garrus/Tali is probably the worst pairing ever.....Why Bioware. WHY!?)
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:iconfracysun:
fracysun Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2014
Agreed! WHY?!
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Lenoa-of-Elacas Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ha! "Tequila'selai." Oh, that's just fantastic xD
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:iconeramis8:
Eramis8 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014
I think this is funny but Tali was a poor victim in this one. I can acquiesce on this one.
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:iconresidenteddy:
ResidentEddy Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
so many typos.. I hate my iPhone sometimes.
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ResidentEddy Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
He said THREE of you. Win-win, don't you think? BE SURE TO TELL EDI TO BACK OFF THE SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS!! Oh, and Mordin says not to.. Ingest.
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:iconcheernerd7:
cheernerd7 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Tequila'Selai!!!!! Holy shit!! I'm dying!!!!! XD
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:iconcharlie4077:
Charlie4077 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014  Student Writer
I appreciate the humor, but nobody touches my Quarian!Stabbed with a Fork! 
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:iconeramis8:
Eramis8 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014
I'm with Charlie on this one!
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:iconazulenearoma:
AzuleneAroma Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014  Professional General Artist
I didn't like that comment from Tali either. Bioware you dorks... did you have to go there?
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